I'm totally the cool mom

fantasticcatadventures:

one of the best things about cats are their little arms. they’re so undefined like long furry noodles.

getoutoftherecat:

no kitten, the chair is for sitting on, not in.

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

#jodi pls  

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

win-cestj2:

rosworms:

castielsconvictions:

thewincestpope:

Oh Jared… [x]

also I really wish I could see the rest of what he wrote below…I am guessing it says “This is un fucking believable” or something…

Can we just appreciate the absolute gem that is Jared Padalecki?
I know “actors are people too” but I just really love watching him get pissed about shit I get pissed about.

wait, did ATT cut him off because he fucking travels too much while using the phone he paid for????

I’m laughing so hard,

usakeh:

1. You are a bad person who deserves bad things.

2. You are unhappy because you are lazy or lacking in willpower. Happiness is a choice, a choice that you have failed to make. Somehow, somewhere over the course of your lifetime, when faced with some metaphysical fork in the road,…